You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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