There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I just forgot I was standing up.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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