she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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