If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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