um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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