Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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