I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
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