You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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