She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
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