she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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