no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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