I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
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