is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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