She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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