belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
Operation Purity has been aborted
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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