i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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