A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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