Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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