I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
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