He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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