is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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