You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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