I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
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