i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
Is it because I queefed?
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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