It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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