Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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