what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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