She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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