Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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