But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
She said her name was "party"
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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