I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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