nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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