Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Randomize
