i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I got inside last night via doggy door
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