Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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