Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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