if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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