Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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