Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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