Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
And then he peed in my hair
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