Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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