wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
My penis needs a shock collar
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
Randomize
