After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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