Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
I woke up under a house in Key West
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
Randomize
