When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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