I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
never play flip cup with pint glasses
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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