from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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