its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
She bit a glass in half.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
You were trust falling into bushes
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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