That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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