remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
