just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
He better not be in your backpack
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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