New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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