Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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