I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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